October 30, 2011
Dairy deprivation brings me great woes
‘Specially when holes are where my poop goes
Sit-sit wota, I don’t like you
Not when I have to squat to poo
But shells n’ cheese yu are so yummy
Even if yu hurt my tummy
Yes, diarrhea yu are worth it
Just to eat a cheesy-mac kit
Months without dairy makes Jennifer frown
But a spoonful of cheese turns it upside down
I could rhyme about poop all day
‘Cuz in the Peace Corps that’s the way
Now I’ll bid farewell with a smile and a fart,
A cheese-filled belly and a love-filled heart
